Just in case you didn't know
https://www.shitexpress.com/

Have you tried it? I wonder if it’s a joke or an actual service. Asking for a friend.

@jespersh sus indeed. It’s probably brown play dough with some artistic touches

@scor Elaborate

I’ve heard of these services before. Do they actually send them, and are they real?

I don’t exactly want to send one to myself to check…

@jespersh you can actually ship feces and it is very common, for example sending stool samples to labs.

I do believe this is an exception though and it would seem like delivering something like that to a private residence would land you in some trouble.

@scor Kiki’s spiral has been a wild ride, but I absolutely believe people will take your money and mail poo or a poo like substance around

@scor Wait, what did just happen?

@scor Uhhh, ok, Karen.

@scor What the fuck is wrong with you. You’re very conflict oriented person aren’t you.

@scor That’s very offensive and uncalled for. I’m not sure what happened today in your life, but this is not the way.

@kiki

Do you know what’s up with this person? I really don’t remember saying or doing anything wrong.

Sorry for getting you into idiotic anonymous conflicts.

@yehaaw I have no idea

There used to be a service where you could send people a glitterbom in an envelope. They shut down very quickly. Because they could not at all handle the demand.