I NEED A FUCKING STRESS BALL

Buy it from the store ASAP

I really want a breast implant stress ball. I don't know if you've ever played with them outside of someone's body but they're asking for that purpose. Can't find them anywhere though.

@ninjatini just get some castable silicone and put it into a mold of your choice, it should set in a few hours and boom

@TheAnimatrix nice!

@ninjatini definitely did not try this 🤥😅

@ninjatini haha OMG "I don't know if you've ever played with them outside of someone's body" is creepy and amazing and I love it

Please have all of the upvotes 🍈🍈

@theactionslacks lol that sounds worse than it is. I meant at a consult or something. They're pretty awesome in the body too but getting someone to lay on your desk all day isn't really an option.

@ninjatini you are forgetting about the part where you relieve your stress, for all we know at the end of a bad day you could end up with a mix of silicon and blood and your hands

@TheAnimatrix Everyone needs an outlet and pottery is just lame. Lol

@ninjatini lol pottery Is lame, they actually do that to relieve stress? Tbh id be more bothered by the mud on my hands..

Spar? :D

What have those poor tissues done to you? 😵

@ninjatini "hey mate what you got there?"
(while kneading the implants) *breast implants (slightly smiling face)*
"...."
".........."
"................"
*slowly and carefully leaves room*

@ninjatini hey 500cc implants just cost around $4000 you can get one at a plastic surgeons clinic.

@ninjatini
https://amazon.com/Giant-Stress-Boo... ;)

@QuantumAtom I have one of those!

@QuantumAtom I want 2 of those attached to a body

@linuxxx
Really? Lol

@sam9669
And I'd rather have the real ones!

@QuantumAtom Yeah the irony is that my sister and mum bought it for me xD

@aile11 denn chauf dier doch eine ;)

@qbasic16 It's German but my German is horrible so don't understand 😞

@linuxxx Actually swiss-german (non-written) and it means "then you should buy one" ;)

You need a Fidget Cube bro. Believe me this is so satisfying

@linuxxx
😂😂 That's funny.

@qbasic16
please don't tell me "chauf" is "kauf" in swiss-german.
one of my friends is constantly making jokes about the swiss "ch" ... like "what is banana in swiss-german - bananaCH" ... i pray to god he never sees this

@velvettear chauf = kauf ;)
But there is no "BananaCH" :D

@qbasic16 I fucking hate Swiss German in chat, I'm Swiss, and sorry, but I just hate Swiss German in chat

@aile11 I used to hate it, but with many colleagues using it all day I got used to it. Answering in german to swiss german is kinda wrong...

@Dollique I'd never write in Swiss German it just seems wrong, it looks stupid, there's not even real grammar or anything
If someone writes an SMS to me in Swiss German I ask them to rewrite it in German, after that I actually reply
If I'm in a good mood I maybe read it, sometimes

Tbh I think Swiss German I kind of the ugly cousin of german

@aile11 I would never write swiss german for business stuff but for private stuff I don`t matter.

@Dollique we've got a group chat for our class, a lot of them write in German, but I cringe everytime someone writes in Swiss German