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Co-worker keeps cursing in Spanish and then smacking the table.

When it happens I have 2 choices:

1. Keep suppressing the rage until I can't take it anymore and book a meeting room just to get away.

2. Ask him to keep it down, to which he replies sorry followed immediately by "can you take a look at this?", which turns into 20 mins of teaching him how to use google.

I'm one bad day away from taking a swing at him.

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  • 19
    Damn dude...that's tough.

    Butnyou can tell you spanish coworker this: 'oye! Cabron! Sea mas independienté, piensalo un poco i llegaras, to voz es una distraction, calmate por favor'

    Translated: 'hey! Asshole! Be more independent, think for a bit and you'll get there. Your voice is a distraction, please calm yourself'
  • 7
    I confirm the translation :)
  • 3
    @NeatNerdPrime that's fantastic dude. Now if you can teach me to pronounce it not like a child learning to speak for the first time, were golden.
  • 2
    Also ++on the handle
  • 2
    I suggest something more in the lines off "callate ya! Si vuelves a hacer eso te voy a patear el culo"

    Translation: "Please lower your voice, it is a beautiful day"
  • 8
    I don't confirm this translation XD
  • 1
    @practiseSafeHex

    Annoying, inconsiderate people are everywhere. You may want to invest in a good pair of headphones. It's done wonders for me.
  • 8
    You should build a wall and make him pay for it. 😐
  • 6
    Just yell "Puta madre" (Pronounced like Put + the sound you make when they say to open your mouth and say Ah, then match without tch + dress without the SS) while turning around and looking him in the eyes with an angry face, that will set him up.
  • 0
    Nice one
  • 1
    @apex this one deserves the win
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