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@ScribeOfGoD Okay 😢
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@Spock92 hehe that was a bit to the point, but @ScribeOfGoD has a point. I feel it would detract from devRant as a network, I just can't imagine it having messages or friends, it just seems wrong
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@lotd
Contract?
*clears throat*
"Hello, friend. Before we can speak.. If you can just sign *here* *here* *here* *here* and *here*." -
I don't think devRant is supposed to be a social network, we could always ask @dfox though what he thinks about it
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@Cyanite yes. Once it's made there is no going back, you'll be on the list.
Oh and for signature, please sign with blood.
Joke aside, contact* -
@lotd
For the first four, ink will do. Though each one must be in a different language. You also have to initial a few times. Then you have to sign in blood to verify that it was in fact you. -
@Cyanite I see.
Don't forget the arbitrary captcha. -
@lotd
And the bio-print scanner. -
@Cyanite doesn't the retina scanner cut it? :p
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@lotd
Funny how you have to sign in blood, and still verify that you are not a robot. -
@lotd
Why have one when you can have both? -
@Cyanite yup, just think of all that dependencies this contract is starting to hoard x)
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@lotd
You also need a priest (or similar) from seven different religions present as witnesses.
One of whom needs to be a pagan witch. -
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@Cyanite damn girl that's so mean 😍
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@jpichardo
Security is our number one priority. 😘 -
@Cyanite a girl after my own heart, I thought I was alone 😊
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@jpichardo
I am a girl of many talents. 😉 -
@Cyanite I see that, you already have more rep than me in half the time, impressive
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@DucksCanCode duck lords are taking over the world.
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@jpichardo
People like my work. ^~^ -
@treeroot it's already too late, we all need to move to the moon. Cheese for life though!
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@DucksCanCode so that's what elon musk is trying. Get to the mars before the take over
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@treeroot well that kind of things (front end and design) if trogus who handles them
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@Cyanite we do look alike.
News tomorrow: twins found each other through devRant -
@treeroot and my avatar isn't 100% true. I don't walk around with a parrot on my shoulder for one.
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@DucksCanCode
That is a robin. -
@Cyanite it's a pobbin.
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@DucksCanCode i am supposed to be the evil one.
Two is better than one I guess. -
@Spock92 see we don't need messaging, we are having a good conversation in comments already.
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@treeroot haha i actually completely forgot the rants purpose xD.
And to join the dark side, you wish? -
@treeroot
We are also spamming their comments. That annoys the hell out of me. Everything has it's place. -
@Cyanite i dont usually comment this much, but i am having fun today. It was nice day. Went on first date of my life.
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@treeroot
That's great! Who was the lucky other? ^~^ -
@Cyanite one of my coworker.
She suggested that I ask her out. -
@treeroot congrats mate, how did it go? :p
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@treeroot she suggested you ask her out..?!
That's the first time I've heard that.. ;D
Hope it went well :) -
@jpichardo it did go well.
I guess. -
@lotd she said if i want to ask her out i should. It was her first time also.
When will devrant provide personal messaging.
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