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mostly trolling? so you're the real person behind a certain profile with a yellow avatar?
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For your future girlfriend, would u accept the application from a big hairy man?
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kamen70092yCiting those as hobbies would imply that they are otherwise done in professional capacity.
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bioDan62242y@horus just do a 30 minute a day workout and i bet you can get a date per week in no-time!
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@rantsauce @horus come do Muay Thai with me everyday and get shredded, we don’t need girls to have good life. All we need is ourselves 🫵
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@phat-lasagna that's the life my man. I'm definitely signing up for a Kickboxing class!
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horus30412y@bioDan Sure, but what would my wife say?
I did some girlfriend-searching back than, but never got so professional that I would have earned dinero with it.
@wisecrack you're right. If you want to ensure you can make your living as a professional girlfriend-searcher when you are old, you better become a wizard... See how my marriage destroyed by career. -
@horus well you'll never have socks so crusty that indian jones digs them up as lost treasures.
That may be a plus.
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