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@electrineer I kind of assumed it may have been Kaine....
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@netikras no, b2plane, is the master of shit stain.
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@netikras I don't think K has this fetish, or at least he's not this open about it
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Can we award @b2plane "shitposter of the year"?
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@b2plane do we at least both agree that you're full of shit?
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@b2plane
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a shitslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the floor and see
I'm just a poo boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy fart, easy crap, little liquid, little poo
Any way the shit blows doesn't really matter to me, to me -
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@Wisecrack Also, there was too much punctuation for it to be AOK.
I was farting a lot and it annoyed me. So when i felt like i was about to fart i got up from my chair took my pants down spread my asscheeks to fart as much as i can so it can go away so i pushed the fart out but instead of farts caming out, shit was coming out! So i was basically shitting on the floor. Closed my asshole asap and rushes to toilet. Shit fell on my toursers pants and floor! Had to clean it up and it smelled so bad. Worst of all a girl is coming over to my house right now as we speak and this happened! I can not believe this....
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