Look at this disgusting corporate scum I found today

What if the clerk is running the reports for the CEO because the CEO is fucking his secretary in Aruba while his wife is dying of cancer in Miami?

@sariel that's business.

Where's the issue? If it's an important/automated task where you're chewing through millions of records (like risk management or whatever) then yeah having specialized indices could make sense

If you're a bank teller entering or looking up singular entries then it doesn't fucking matter if it takes 100 ms or 500 ms

But no, "meanie capitalism" 🤡

@sariel that is oddly specific and very visual

@sariel What if his wife is seducing the pool boy? How does that impact the index requirements?

@platypus now your cooking with corporate ethics!

@kiki 🤫 if the boss finds out I leaked, I'll lose my job.

Someone… wrote that? Thought that?

I will rebuild my indexes very democratically thank you very much!

@sideshowbob76 Automatically.