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@SmirkingBandit You are forgiven.
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@SmirkingBandit you are !forgiven.
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@SmirkingBandit she was not your friend so it's fine.. but when I was in college I used to help all my friends. Some people just don't to learn programming even if they are in CS. They want to do MBA and other things. People shouldn't be arrogant that's right. But I hope you help friends in your remaining semester or redirect them to something or someone.
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@xenira probably it's like CSS: !rant means "very rant" 😉
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@SmirkingBandit
There's a thing called "first order optimal strategy" which means people stick to a simple strategy they learned until it no longer works. -
She was kind of my friend, until I realized, that she's just using me.
I'm not sure if I'd help anyone in this manner again. If they just can't code at all and expect me to write the code I'll just redirect them to thenewboston java tutorial. That should be enough for anyone wanting to Programm little things.
When the are through with that and still have questions, I think I'd help them by answering them.
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@SmirkingBandit that's where you are wrong, just keep reading rants here and you will notice how these people manage to get by
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@brettmoan savage
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@byte i know how boolean logic works, was joking
That deserves to be here.
For me coding is best at about half of second 0,5l beer with ~5-6% alc. drunk at ra...
I just finished my thesis defense, one of the committee members obliterated me with incredibly difficult quest...
!rant
This dumb pretentious bitch.
We are both computer science students, she is writing her bachelor thesis, I'm in 4th semester, but have 6 years of professional programming experience.
So naturally when she had a problem implementing the MOTHERFUCKING PREPARING SOFTWARE, which she needs to begin writing her thesis I helped her.
First I started explaining every last bit of code, trying to teach her something, so that she wouldn't need my help ALL the time.
After a while I realised that this BLOODY GIRL FROM HELL acquired nearly half her credits by other peoples help, so I just fix the code hoping it would be over soon.
When that software was done, keep in mind, I coded nearly 90 FUCKING PERCENT OF THAT SHITTY ASS PIECE OF CRAP SOFTWARE, she asked me to also "help" her implementing a generator for samples she could test the software with.
Naturally at this point I said I'd be busy with own projects etc. And declined.
So now, nearly 1 Month after she didn't talk to me, THAT ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT WANNABE SCIENCE BACHELOR asked if I could help her with LaTEX.
At first I was speechless. How could she have that amount of balls, asking me that. As I only am a ranting asshole inside, I declined in the most polite way.
WHAT THE FUCK! I HOPE YOU WILL FAIL YOUR THESIS AND ALL THE 12 SEMESTERS YOU STUDIED WILL HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING, THUS SENDING YOU TO LIVE ON THE STREET WITHOUT MONEY AND DIE A HORRIBLE AND LONELY DEATH SURROUNDED BY BEGGERS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR KIDNEYS!
Sincerely,
Me.
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