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I was just begged to play 30 minutes of monopoly with my family
With all those versions of monopoly I'll have to be more precice, it's the worst of them all

It's monopoly fucking zapped, you need an ios device to play it, it's been developed for the iPhone 4 and maybe a tablet because they didn't even update it for current phones, not even iPhone 5
The credit cards are a fucking joke, they work by touching certain parts of the touchscreen and don't work 85% of the time you try to use them, 5% of the time just choosing the wrong person
At least your relieved when 10% chance kicks in where it works for once

Instead they could developed for Android and used nfc tags making it reliable and fun, no it has to be shitty, cheap and frustrating
Like seriously, they could've also used qr codes instead, or just have fucking buttons on the screen because you need the fucking ios app anyway
The minigames are at least a bit of thought, but don't really make sense either
Money doesn't seem to matter, sometimes paying another player when it shouldve been pay to the bank (yeah, not only the credit cards are fucked, the whole money system is shit)
It's a fucking abomination of a game

Halfway through I searched for the company name on the board...
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ITS FUCKING HASBRO, OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING HASBRO THAT FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT FUCKING COMPANY THAT DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL HAVING CREDIT CARDS STUFFED UP THEIR FUCKING ASSES

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  • 1
    Rich uncle pennybags will put you in jail (on the board)
  • 1
    Fucking nightmare to play
    My sister was annoyed by me always saying what could've been done better
    Everyone got frustrated from the credit cards
    Hasbro should die in a fucking fire

    I'm now standing in the rain, calming down, enjoying what I love most, feeling the rain and enjoying it
  • 1
    @aile11 oh damn, family takes monopoly seriously
  • 2
    Monopoly is way outdated and never been that good. Get some better games (if you don't know much about them, maybe start by browsing Boardgamegeek top 100) and don't look back.
  • 1
    Last Monopoly version we got was a "luxury" one with credit cards and a simple reader machine.

    We thought it was neat at first. Let me tell you, it's not. It takes much longer to transfer money from bank to players and vice-versa compared with swamping fake notes and it was barely intuitive.

    Get Cards Against Humanity if you want to destroy your family that badly.
  • 0
    @sam9669 not really, but this version is just that bad
    Maybe I'm the only one that got annoyed that much, but seriously, it's just fucking bullshit
  • 0
    @Raghnaid I know, we have that version as well somewhere (don't ask me why we have all these)
    It takes longer than cash, but believe me, you'd wish to have it while playing zapped, it takes ages until it works properly and sometimes it pays the wrong person for no reason, the whole concept is shit
    It's typical hasbro, fucking hate them
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