‪How to get your Jira ticket resolved:‬

‪1: Assign in it the person‬
‪2: Mention him on the ticket‬
‪3: Remember the ticket number ‬
‪4: Sneak into his office‬
‪5: ‬

I see MongoDB. I feel TRIGGERED.

@qbasic16 calm your tits bro, It's jsut a cup

i am doing this in my startup.. effing hate jira

@caramelCase lol nice username!

I can so see myself doing this if they're really slow or ignore me

@bondman We switched to Asana. It's better than Jira and Trello in my opinion, but still far from perfect.

I think I feel that way because task management is annoying, while not doing it is horrific... so you're always somewhere in between those two states.

@caramelCase ++ for your username :D

@qbasic16 before even reading comments I told my girlfriend that cup was a good gift idea for me ;)

😂😂