this.life;

*in my best Einstein fashion*
Two of those are true.
I'm not sure about the taxes.

That is not dead, which was never alive.

No need to give, if thou never takes,
None can pay if no money he gets.

See that no bug is there, only features in disguise, teachers of the way of the binary, Not of easy path of lies.

You mean "bug in production". Bugs are always born on production

Would include "oddly spaced fonts" to the list