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let's say, you wanna be a billionaire in the next 10-15 years. what would be your plans? how are you gonna achieve it?

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  • 14
    My first plan is to not tell anyone of my other plans.
  • 8
    Wiggle my booty for Elon Musk
  • 6
    steal 1 mil from somewhere and put it in the money generating machine, and just wait :}
  • 7
    Slap myself in the face and ask myself why on Earth would I need that much money.

    Life would get very boring very quickly. Eventually I'll find myself spicing things up in orgies, illegal stuff, snorting,... Until THEY become the norm too

    naah. Decent IT salary and a crotch rocket are enough for me. At least now
  • 1
    When anyone says they wanna be a billionaire, all I hear is -> "I wanna exploit poor people for their hard work, blood, sweat and tears and make a profit out of that."
  • 2
    @Sid2006 welp, that's what it says in the books, but here and there some do make good products, and we are all 'shut up and take my money'...but in general there is some exploataition in order to be affordable to as many as possible... aaand ... what was I saying...yep u get it =]
  • 4
    @netikras the IT salary already made me do such things
  • 3
    @retoor is that so? Try getting married. And 2 kids. That oughta calm your itch. Or at least ocvupy you and your bank acct enough so you would stop worrying about it
  • 3
    @netikras I lived with a girl and her kid last year. Only lasted three months. Thanks to this experience I doubt family life for me
  • 1
    @retoor I was never that happy before btw. But the exhaustion led to a psychosis where I'm still recovering from
  • 4
    first of all, schedule brain surgery. need to remove those pesky areals that are responsible for "empathy" and "giving a shit about other peoples misery" and stuff.

    then, invent some device to transport me into a parallel universe where i was born rich enough to even have a chance of becoming richer.

    the rest happens on its own.
  • 2
    1. make a new cryptocurrency
    2. make a billion coins for myself
    3. sell one coin for 1 cent
    4. my cryptocurrency is now valued at millions of USD

    This is how currencies or art appraisal work. It is basically printing free money.
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