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Me: *enters password on phone (long PIN)*
Person next to me is looking at my phone WHILE I enter my password, and as I look at him, he doesn't even turn away and even has the nerve to say:
"Wow, why do you have such a long password!"
Μy answer: "Because of security reasons."
What I actually wanted to say:
"Because of pieces of SHIT like you who can't keep their eyes to themselves, even when PASSWORDS are involved, you FUCK! Guess why everytime I enter a password in public, I have to dim my screen and turn my screen sideways? Because of fuckheads like you, not knowing shit about privacy and security! Fuck you!"

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  • 4
    that goes deep bro...
  • 1
    @Jase that's impressive and terrifying
  • 0
    @Jase You were impressive and terrifying... being able to manipulate someone like that is impressive. He's just an ass who can wait on legos in a DMV line.
  • 5
    @Jase hmm, so knowing you've rebooted your appearance here a couple of times, how can we be sure it's you and not your stalker who might have taken over your account 🤔😱
  • 3
    But, @thensa and @notnsa want you to keep your password short and easy bro..
    Help the government dude! What are you doing!?
  • 0
    I always look around before typing passwords in public... If someone is looking I don't type... Can't take risk...
  • 0
    @Jase my phone did not display the emoji, but I hope it was friendly 😁
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