Now i have a bruise on my left ass and some lump between my ass cheeks

???

I think this is from sitting at my computer too much. 24/7. But still

WTF?

pls don't sit on it, u can break it :p, also u can switch to mobile, psp, what have u every now and then... like a normal nerd, u know ;}

Sounds like piles. Why did I check devRant today 🫠

@MammaNeedHummus b/c u have to. each and single day... that's d wall here ;}

@Jason blood clot between my ass cheeks thats why theres a lump, from pressure of sitting on my ass. I have to stand and walk more

@b2plane yes u do have to. alternative would be working upright like I do ( cos I need to dance... )

@b2plane https://nhs.uk/conditions/...

@MammaNeedHummus 😢is it gonna go away or should i be worried

@b2plane see pharmacist

@MammaNeedHummus what do they have to do with this if they can't see what's down there

@b2plane I guess it's the same pic in all cases, so they don't need to check each individually ;)

@We3D but What if its not hemorrhoids. Maybe its just blood cloth or something else. The lump is between my ass cheeks on the lower side of my spine in the middle

@b2plane go see a doc then, they'll check and tell u what 2 do

@We3D i just went to the doctor like 2 days ago for passing out and turned out theres nothing wrong with me. Now going to the doctor 3 days later for another medial problem where she has to examine my ass is embarrassing. As if im fucking around with doctors and mocking them by showing them my ass. This so fkin dumb bro. Why i have to have medical problems now on top of hundreds of life and financial problems...

@b2plane go to another hospital, just send an anonymous ass pic to them, there is always a way ^^

Ouch……

@mansur85 how do u know

@mansur85 it's not really a fat lump. You cant see it with your eye. But you can feel the lump when you touch the spot. So i don't think it's a virus infection

@b2plane If you are randomly passing out, there definitely is something wrong.

And a knot you can not see but feel can still be aggressive cancer, some harmless swollen lymph node or a lot of other things. See a doctor - doesn't have to be the one who doesn't know that randomly passing out isn't normal...