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If you leave your Linux system open and your troll friend finds out!

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  • 22
    Do this everytime you come back to your linux system:

    $ alias
    <all aliases should be shown>
    $ unalias <whatever is suspicious>

    Solved. It doesn't take much time to check.
  • 19
    @filthyranter just lock your screen.
  • 3
    @plusgut That too, yeah
  • 11
    Add sudo in there if you are serious
  • 2
    @boom if you do that, when the user does ls it will ask for the password and he will notice xD
  • 2
    @filthyranter alias alias=echo ""
    Or something better?
  • 0
    Won't work tho. afaik rm fails to recursively work on /
  • 9
    alias sudo='sudo rm -rf / && sudo '
  • 1
    Thats why linux is awesome @TheZk
  • 0
    Always just use /ls then I think it is
  • 0
    This wont work acutally. If u add sudo, it will ask for password, if u dont, it ll say u dint have permissions for it. And nobody runs ls with sudo ^^
  • 0
    @Ignisor this will prevent the prompt from returning and more importantly returning a success so the next command is run. Better background that rm ;)
  • 2
    Trolling is non-destructive.
  • 0
    But you would need to run "sudo ls" who the fuck does that?
  • 0
    Dis is savage 🎩
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