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Our coffee machine at work is broken. We're a fucking high tech company delivering unique solutions with millions of requests every second of the day to over 60 countries, how can we not have a working fucking COFFEE MACHINE in the kitchen? How are we suppose to keep the lights on if we can't get our daily coffee god damnit?! It's been broken for over a week.

Sure, I'll just walk to the floor upstairs to get coffee LIKE THEY DID IN THE EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS. Maybe I should just come in to work on a horse with armor stabbing some funny looking fucker because it seems like we're living in the GOD DAMN EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS and that was a totally legit action back then. Get your shit together, call the company providing the coffee machine service and just have them fix it. How hard can it be??

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  • 6
    7y
    damm thats a rant!

    get one of these as a backup?
  • 3
    7y
    This is the rant of the day, imo
  • 2
    7y
    Dunno the name of the machine but it's a pretty big one with lots of options. No backup unfortunately :( going in to work in an hour or so. Bringing my armor in case they haven't fixed it..
  • 2
    7y
    How about chocolate covered espresso beans. Can be quite addictive, but I suppose that's obvious.

    https://whittard.co.uk/m/gifts/...
  • 1
    7y
    Well deserved rant!
  • 1
    7y
    @heyheni @DLMousey @chrisrhymes You people sure have some fancy coffee makers.
  • 6
    7y
    Update day 1 post rant: Still no coffee machine. An intern went missing, caused by confusion due to lack of caffeine. Someone send help.
  • 0
    7y
    If you can't attach an OBD diagnostics device that uploads to cloud on your coffee machine, you're part of the problem. *sarcasm*
  • 1
    7y
    It's back! Oh yes, life is back to normal. Intern was found in a closet, someone gave her a cup of coffee and she has now returned to work.
  • 1
    7y
    OMG... this is the wrong type of anarchy!! Although unless it's a good machine I'd avoid it anyway.

    Did you find the intern shaking in the corner of the server room like a smack addict?
  • 1
    7y
    @badcopnodonuts In a cleaning closet smelling a dark liquid that kinda resembled coffee. Scary stuff, glad it worked out and that no one got hurt.
  • 1
    7y
    Laughed out loud as they did in the god damn eighteen hundreds
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