Wanted me to encrypt CSS with XML

<?xml-stylesheet

Wat

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To manager: "you keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means."

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Why dont you use html to encrypt xml with css and wrap it with a secure xhtml container and blackbox them with php. Maybe throw in a couple of ruby algorithms in there!

Lol

Wut

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"You got it boss! this XML now renders the CSS unreadable by displaying the website as one non-interactivr GIF that just HOPES the user just happens to be moving their cursor and clicking along in the same sequence as its transitions! That'll be 8 hours of wage please, you absolutely incompetent ape"

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