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Wisecrack
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For rating rants:
count the number of fucks/curses and find the rank of a given rant!

0-5: GENTLE AS A LAMB
6-10: ANGRY GOAT
11-15: NUN WITH PMS
16-20: RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC
21-25: CANTANKEROUS VIETNAM VET
26-30: BREAKING SHIT
31-35: DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE
36-40: BIPOLAR EPISODE
41-45: DESPAIR EVENT HORIZON
46-50: BROKEN CAPSLOCK
51-55: WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENT
56-60: MID LIFE CRISIS
61-65:MASTURBATING WITH WORDS
66+ : MASTER GRAND WIZARD

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  • 15
    309d
    Make a rant rating bot
  • 3
    309d
    wtf lol
  • 11
    309d
    @retoor I considered this.

    But I have no additional plutonium to allocate to the task.
  • 7
    309d
    Couple ideas:

    1. Make a NLP/ML model that predicts how mentally I’ll someone is based on their rant history

    2. Harvest data on which days are the angriest based on NLP associative anger and swear word count or maybe construct a leaderboard on this with spam prevention.
  • 6
    309d
    Last one should be AlexDeLarge

    Ps: any oldfags?
  • 7
    309d
    @iiii oh man I miss that German grandmaster of cursing literature, wonder how he's doing. Still have servers named by his inputs.
  • 6
    309d
    @chonky-quiche I think we don't have to predict how mentally ill some ranters are. We could use a json fixture with names in it of who we know already 😂
  • 8
    309d
    @chonky-quiche Then we correlate the data with something else. Like moon phases.
  • 5
    309d
    @retoor Those are the training data!
  • 5
    309d
    @c3r38r170 wow, maybe we find out someone is a werewolf while Ze doesn't know Ze self
  • 3
    309d
    @c3r38r170 What good would this data be? What problem will it solve? How much money will it need? How will the investor make their money back?

    Because of this lack of answers, I am out
  • 2
    309d
    @retoor or one of the owes o.0
  • 3
    309d
    @Sid2006 oh come on, we can give oscars or more appropriately named one and they have to prepare a speech and all
  • 0
    309d
    @Sid2006 I like the questions you find in the first years of engineering better.
  • 2
    309d
    I still hope for a quality rant in Scottish.

    Scottish cursing is like art.

    I get a boner thinking about it
  • 2
    309d
    any weights for the number of exclamation points and 🤡/💩/💀-emojis?
  • 1
    308d
    Edit: was already mentioned
  • 0
    306d
    @TheCommoner282 you wound me good sir!
  • 1
    306d
    @IntrusionCM this is exactly my favorite sort of weird oversharing. Like fine wine.
  • 2
    305d
    @iiii Nicee, think about his rants sometimes but could never remember his name haha. Those were some great quality rants
  • 0
    303d
    @bigmonsterlover also works for aok's rants.
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