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shovethisrant
2y

Jerky, chocolate mints, and coffee… a breakfast of an absolute sik kunt

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  • 7
    2y
    And croissant with someone to share it with
  • 6
    2y
    Coffee... Spelt Granola with fresh cherries, curd cheese and honey.

    Lot more coffee.

    Planning murder.
  • 4
    2y
    no whiskey?

    no weed?
  • 2
    2y
    Phew, you almost made me barf.
    My breakfast is oatmeal with milk and butter + my own cum afterwards
    You know when you jerk of kind of upside down, with your dick just about touching your lips? That.
  • 1
    2y
    @ostream yep, I was able to do autofellatio back when I was 16. Now I’m not _that_ flexible, but believe me, you’re not missing anything. It’s no pleasure at all. It’s like you’re tickling yourself — it just doesn’t work
  • 1
    2y
    @iiii if you can tickle yourself to the same effect as if someone was tickling you, then it'll probably work
  • 1
    2y
    @ostream I have a girl to do it for me
    I’m polyamorous
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