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//run every weekday afternoon
public void workIsOver(int hoursOvertime){
int beerCount = 1;
if (hoursOvertime > 1){
beerCount++;
}
startCar();
int timeHomeMinutes = 20 + Traffic.getTimeLostStuckInTrafficToday();
if (timeHomeMinutes > 40) {
beerCount++;
}
Boolean finallyAtHome = true;
if (goToFridge.checkStock("beer") < beerCount){
Log.e("Dude","WTF?");
}
drink("beer");
while (!girlfriendAtHome){
if (stash != 0){
Joint joint = new Joint(stash);
joint.blaze();
} else {
Log.e("Dude","Seriously?");
}
startAndroidStudio();
workOnSideProject(getCurrentSideProject());
}
girlfriend.communicate();
new AsyncTask<>(thinkAboutCodingInBackground()).execute();
if (bedTime){
try {
doSomeBedroomPartying();
} catch (NullPointerException e) {
Log.w("Sorry","not today");
}
activity.finish();
}
}
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wk4