lol I love playing tricks set a script to automatically lock account that is after its logged out jajajajajaja I love being an admin

That is so soft compared to some of the stuff I've done, here are further recommendations:

-fork bomb on click, add to startup after that so happens every restart

-turn USB ports off in registry OR group policy

- recursive loop that creates empty files all over a specific drive

- disable mouse input on click

- swap around vowels in keyboard and language settings on click

Have fun!

Could also make the chrome icon open Internet Explorer /edge instead then when they click the chrome.exe file run a message "lol fgt" or something

I've seen one that you can do where the icon runs away from the mouse too

@0xH4lcyon yeah I know how to do all of that but j don't know what fork bomb is .... and yeah it kept on trying to open as default edge which was pissing me off cause I mean I know how tO force it to open in Google Chrome which is basic but the thing is why would the pc even think I wanted it in edge (lol) sometimes it just disgusts me jajajaja but yeah

@Jrubin :(){ :|:& };: is a fork bomb. Here's a wee description of what it is and how it works :)

:(){ :|:& };:
\_/| |||| ||\- ... the function ':', initiating a chain-reaction: each ':' will start two more.
| | |||| |\- Definition ends now, to be able to run ...
| | |||| \- End of function-block
| | |||\- disown the functions (make them a background process), so that the children of a parent
| | ||| will not be killed when the parent gets auto-killed
| | ||\- ... another copy of the ':'-function, which has to be loaded into memory.
| | || So, ':|:' simply loads two copies of the function, whenever ':' is called
| | |\- ... and pipe its output to ...
| | \- Load a copy of the function ':' into memory ...
| \- Begin of function-definition
\- Define the function ':' without any parameters '()' as follows:

@hidden thanks for the elaboration

@Jrubin sorry I can't tell if that's meant to be sarcasm or not

@hidden lol no I really meant it I had no idea what fork bomb was and now I think I do anyway