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New rant = Rant.type(['non-dev', 'public transportation']).init()

So i am taking the bus now to see a friend, and this fucking whale woman comes on board with a baby caddy, except, it wasn't for a baby, but for a fucking dog the size of a brick. That already in itself makes me grumble because dogs have fucking legs and there is no fucking real need to carry them around like newborns.... Anyways this woman sits and takes up a lot of space for the 'handicapped' persons for her fucking baby dog... So far no real issue there since people with disabilities hardly get on this bus line. A fzw bus stops later an equally whale black woman gets on the bus, obviously struggling with her size and her caddy filled with groceries...

There is enough room to accomodate the baby caddy and her groceries.
That fucking white whale says to her 'there is no room there, move someplace else'... The black woman stands there in disbelief, and this is the first time i look up, giving the 'the fuck you just say bitch' look to the white whale. I mention there is enough room and the black whale sits carefully next to the dog caddy.

Now the bus takes a sharp turn, the dog caddy tips over due to the g-forces it causes...and inmediately this white whale shouts to the black whale 'fucking retard, don't tip my dog over!' this while the black woman apologises for the fall of the caddy not even being her fault...

This angered me so puch that i rantzd to this woman: 'madam, thzre is such a thing called physics, the bus made a sharp turn and your stupud useless space-wasting dog caddy tipped over bzcause of that. Don't just go accusing people for your own degenerate racist lifestyle. I suggest you hold on to it and apologise to the lady'

She then murmles incomprehensibly and gives a butthurt look, rhe black woman thanks me and tries to remain very quiet on her seat, eventually she gets off

This fucking thing makes me angry to a level i wanna toeturz that whale by peeling off her skin with garden fence metal wiri g, suck the fat out of her body and brain with an industrial vacuum cleaner and put her in the fucking oven baking in her own fat, of course without any anesthetics...

Damnit all to hell!

Also, why on earth do dogs need caddy's? They got perfectly fine legs!

I know, sadist inside

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    👏👏👏
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    Shouldn't it be:
    Rant rant = new Rant()
    rant.type = [...]
    rant.init()
  • 1
    So much agree.
  • 5
    @Skayo it's a factory function (static). It creates a new instance inside and returns it. Just the "New" is a bit awkward :D
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    @Skayo @pain frankly i dont care if it's correct or not, as long as you are able to interpret. That's the whole fucking point of pseudocode.

    The issue is not the correctness in your desired language that makes your genitals activate like a fucken super sentai ninninger activate-fucking-adventure-dance.... It's because fatbrained degenerate humans have been taught that it's perfectly fine to blame people of all their shit and shit sick thoughts on some one else just because they have another skincolor...

    That's my fucking issue, not the bickering about syntax of fucking pseudocode
  • 1
    Awesome rant! Quick question: Is your z key near your e key?
  • 4
    My boyfriend and I own two chihuahuas and I always cringe very hard when I see people treating them like babys and they are always so suprised that I treat them like dogs - which they fucking are!
  • 1
    @sebh0602 it is 'azerty'. Nice guess!
  • 2
    Remind me to never piss you off haha :D
  • 1
    @Ederbit don't be afraid, i'm generally a nice guy. It's blatant disrepect for human decency that angers me. Do not fear, as long as you are nice to people in general. Have a good monday!
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    @NeatNerdPrime Then i will be fine :) Thanks and good Monday to you :)
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