I will give a prize to the first one that explains something to a client this way

Welcome to coding. We create hollow cows here. To solve people's problems no matter the request.

I forgive the offtopicness by two facts:
Explaining weird concepts in brutally honest ways
This has me rofling pretty hard
Take a fave

I read this story in a High School mythology class. No matter rhie many times I hear this, I can't help but be disgusted.

One question though: WHY did I have to read this again on Devrant? How would I explain something to a client this way xD.

What did I just read

Rule of thumb:
Don't piss off Poseidon.