Irma is coming. And just a few weeks after we move to South Beach full time. Figures.

Anyway, if the storms sweeps us away, remember that I love you all.

Well... most of you.

Ok, like a handful of you.

A handful 😂😂. But seriously, all the best, good luck

Wish you the best of luck! Stay safe and come back ranting stronger than before!

Come stay with me in awkwardly humid California!! But serious, please stay safe darling. Let me know if I can help at all

@chilledfrogs thank you! ❤️

@gjkf thanks I will! (hopefully!) ❤️

@QueenMorgana ok! You get the booze, and I will bring the lingerie and pillows for the pillow fights.

@AlexDeLarge should I get one of those wing suits like skydivers wear?

@MissDirection If you manage to survive the flight it might be a very interesting experience!

@AlexDeLarge everything? All at once? That's a lot of clothing. 😉

little known fact, bit if you get on a plane, the wind cant lift you off from the ground

@BindView what sorcery is this?

@MissDirection we doing tequila, whiskey, vodka, rum or all of the above?

@QueenMorgana Why limit to only one? Take all you can for the real fun 😉

@QueenMorgana yes.

@lumi lol

@MissDirection we like you too. As a friend.

@MissDirection between the way the lift works on planes and the fact that they tie the damn things down.

@MissDirection @QueenMorgana and record that for uhm... Research purposes

M.D you are also free to stay at my place, last time we had some act of nature here was..... Never

@moortuvivens I don't like the way I look on camera, sadly. 😉😂😂😂

@QueenMorgana we can wear cool masks. I hate how I look on camera too.

Does that include me complete stranger?

@QueenMorgana I completely understand, I hate to look sexy and hot on camera to.

@moortuvivens 😂😂😂😂 if I thought I was good looking, it'd be a different story. Lol

@QueenMorgana a plastic surgeon has found that doing squats makes women look like they want to look.

Although a full body workout like "starting strength" from mark rippetoe is the best way. (Squats are the main exercise)

Because aesthetics are a side product of training.

@moortuvivens my issue right now is my injuries. I have a few. Lol

There are always exercises you can do that void the injuries.

@moortuvivens yes. I can explain my injuries, but not on this rant lol

@QueenMorgana due tell

Happy and safe stay out there...
I guess am the only one who doesn't know where South Beach is and about the storms..
Keep ranting from the beach wearing all sorts of clothes as @AlexDeLarge ensures that "everything" fits you.. 😜

@github south beach is in Florida and in one of possible/likely direct paths of hurricane irma.

Hurricane irma might become a category 6 (unless things changed since I last looked). This is huge, considering the scale only goes to 5.

Hurricane Harvey was bad, but this is looking to be much worse.

@QueenMorgana thanks for your info. Seems dangerous now.. 😨
Stay safe @missdirection
Best wishes..

@MissDirection I got you next time. I live in Orlando. The second safest city in Florida for hurricanes. I will only request help in the form of helping me bag my electronics. And booze. Booze is fun.

@projektaquarius that and South Beach is terrible (used to live out that way)

Thanks everyone. I'll keep you posted.

Unless I get swept away.

Then I won't keep you posted.

@MissDirection seriously. Keep me posted. You will be the proxy for my friends in the area. Also did you get an evacuation order yet?

@projektaquarius yes the order was issued for our zone today. We will probably leave tonight or early tomorrow morning

@MissDirection earlier is better. Get the prime real estate in the shelter. S/He who controls the towels controls the world.

@projektaquarius lol we're going somewhere around Orlando to a friend of my dad.

Damn. I just had to pick tomorrow to visit family. We could have a hurricane party.

Look at this bitch...

@MissDirection unfortunately y'all gotta take it to the face (giggity) but it will help break it up for Orlando. Seriously though. Why South Beach?

Because my parents wanted to live high up in a fancy, over-priced building in the ocean.

@MissDirection you should move somewhere cooler. Like literally anywhere south of Cape Canaveral but north of South Beach. Although if you go west maybe avoid north of Naples to about tampa.

@MissDirection not to piss mother nature off, but irma looks like a dirty hoe. Please please please stay safe!!!

@QueenMorgana side note. Can I come to the lingerie pillow fight slumber party. I have this lacey number. OMG. You would just die.

@projektaquarius sure :) just don't make it awkward 😂😂

@QueenMorgana I will but that's because I am a socially awkward person.

@projektaquarius Oh, so am I. It's ok. We'll get along beautifully.

@QueenMorgana yaaaas. Btw. Have you heard of the n-queens problem?

@projektaquarius vaguely.. that's the chess problem where you have n squares per side and n queens and they can't be in a position to attack each other?

@QueenMorgana yes. And that is what we would be working on beween lingerie pillow fight sessions. I mean you and @MissDirection are both queens right?

@projektaquarius hahaha! that could be dirty in so many ways...

@QueenMorgana how so? I only meant it in one.

@projektaquarius I have an overactive imagination

@QueenMorgana well I do too. So tell it to me slow. ;p

@projektaquarius oh really now? Not in public, there are children present lol