I like my humour how I like my UI.

DARK.

Well... that actually makes sense.

Made me chuckle

Just how I like my coffee.

Made me breath a bit harder for a second. You get a ++.

@jAsE umm, wut?

@ThatDude ooh ooh. I have one.
What do you call a dead baby in a blender?

Breakfast.

A toast for black humor.
Slightly burned, for extra byte.

Daamn, Did you see that nerd?
- yeah. looks like Java beans slightly out of her league.

// yup, my humor is horrible. Ba^dum-dish.

What's the name of the Japanese tourist minister
- camping-San

// I'll see myself out.

How many babies does it take to tile a floor?

Depends how thin you slice them.

How many babies does it take to pain a wall?

Depends how hard you throw.

Who's the world's greatest Jewish cook?

Hitler.

Why was white chocolate invented?

So black people wouldn't eat their fingers.

I like my lovers the same way I like my burgers
Dead and covered in cheese😗

If a retard is Mario-depressive, does he have ups & downs syndrome?

@nahson hahaha sorry man, not my intention.:-D

Welp, based on the caliber of the jokes here, I feel obligated to drop one of my favorites.

The people in the twin towers on 9/11 ordered from Domino's. They ended up getting Jets.

What is the difference between an abortion and a brick?

You can't smear a brick on toast.

Women are like a hurricane, at first warm wet and wild and in the end they take your house, your dog and your car and leave you with nothing.

I leave my self out

UI ya guys!! That is just..way tooo d a r k !! ) Mwuahhaaaaa..

I hope that's not the only thing you like dark. If you know what I ...

No offense though.

I like you how I like my PC beautiful outside powerful inside

yeah, because dark is the new light

So, the UI should be pitch black?

Go for the stressball.. only few ++ left!!

@gedankennebel I wish! 72 != few ):