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"Hey I am a programmer too! I can code anything, I bet I'm better than you!"
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"Huh, that sounds cool! What languages do you like to write your programs in?"
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............ "English"

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True story by the way, some guy I just met did this. I was not sure how to react. Should I laugh? Should I cry? Should I kill myself? Should I kill him?

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  • 10
    7y
    I guess human language is THE most difficult language to understand 😂
  • 18
    7y
    Tell him to write you a hangman game in an hour. If he fails, plagarizes, or refuses to apologize, peel off his skin and make jerky with it. Then feed it to him.
  • 4
    7y
    so he codes in python
  • 3
    7y
    @BindView sounds more like ArnoldC to me...
  • 4
    7y
    @chadd17 Is all this OR or XOR? Because that might decide what happens to his skin if he plagiarizes but apologizes.
  • 4
    7y
    Lmao same thing happened to me except he answered "You've probably never heard of it. Ukrainian.". He said it with such certainty too.
  • 3
    7y
    I have had this situation before
  • 3
    7y
    I think he writes programs in COBOL
    That's why he said English.
  • 2
    7y
    @awnz No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't know shit about computers.
  • 2
    7y
    Killing yourself sounds fine..
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