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Grumpycat
1y

Fuck me my head is detached.

Let me get out the tinker toys to decide what to do next.

Jesus help me.

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  • 3
    1y
    Drink. Get high. Masturbate for the post nut clarity
  • 3
    1y
    I could fuck you but you'll end up in the corner of your bed begging for cuddles because else you'll feel used. True story
  • 3
    1y
    @retoor wow your vadge scares them that much they need emotional support afterwards?

    "Hold me mummy 🥺. It had teeth"

    😉
  • 2
    1y
    @MammaNeedHummus my poes (SO to South Africa!) has golden teeth with vampier fangs. Engraved a euro sign on the left one. A dollar sign on the right. Rest of the gold teeth are Engraved with 42. It has character and has been places
  • 2
    1y
    @retoor Intriguing. Tell me more. Are you an FBI agent? Perhaps a 15 year old Russian Hacker? An old fart who lurks on 4chan?
  • 3
    1y
    @retoor love it 😄

    "honey why are there bite marks on the park bench we always sit on?"
  • 3
    1y
    @Grumpycat I'm a risk
  • 1
    1y
    @MammaNeedHummus what happened to that beheaded pidgin?
  • 2
    1y
    @retoor I salute you. Move fast. Break things.
  • 0
    1y
    @Grumpycat tnx
  • 1
    1y
    "Let me get out the tinker toys to decide what to do next."

    tinker toys ain't gonna cut it this time. you're gonna need to go full rube goldberg to fix this mess.
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