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AboutClearly has anger issues.
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Has modern day development become all rabbit holes all the time?
Seems that way to me. Tired of it.2 -
I cannot learn material ui and reactive ui in a day. It is insane.
Material ui zero to hero tutorial feels like a firehose to the face.
Don’t want to do this anymore.5 -
There is an easter egg in chrome devtools behind a colorful icon.
I just want to say fuck you to whoever wrote that message10 -
Its fixed. Your welcome.
Don’t ask me to do something and then complain because it takes too long and then redirect me on six other tickets.
I am a tank that will crush problems no matter how long it takes and still do your other six tickets. -
They said they wanted a pop. Three days later after umpteen changes no pop. This is what happens when you can’t speak directly to the stakeholders. Giant waste of time and it is all being billed babies. You bet your ass it is all being billed.9
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What are opinions out there on security theatre?
Should developers have access to aws secrets?
Should dev test and prod be on separate vpcs or all in one vpc.
I have worked at banks where this was strictly not allowed.
Can’t wait to hear responses on this one….11 -
Performance using docker sucks. Are they even trying?
With docker 134 seconds. Without docker 7 seconds.
Docker do better.12 -
I am in jvm hell. I have been given a task to add mockito tests. All the existing documentation concerning junit 4 is out of date. Need to use junit 5. All mockito tutorials are out of date. I thought mockito was stupid before junit 5. Now it is “really” stupid. The tutorials I am reading are shit. We have wandered into bleeding edge fucktardness. Kill me now.17
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Fucking 3rd party virus scanning garbage on a mac ventura. Shuts down java. Awesome. I now live in clusterfuck city. Take that shit off my machine you paranoid security fuckwads.
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I have an lg tv and web os does not let me put a clock anywhere on the screen.
Fuck web os. You suck.2 -
Fucking bike-shedding.
You design a nuclear reactor and ask for feedback and nobody says a fucking thing.
You design a bike-shed and you get feedback from every idiot and his brother and it never ends.
How do you prevent bike-shedding on your projects?
I am going back to designing nuclear reactors… GAWD!2 -
Every fucking three days a group called ITO pushes new software to our development machines and fucks them all up. Gooosfraba.
I then spend two days fixing said fucked up machines and can develop code for one day before the cycle repeats. Usually they fuck up docker so don’t tell me docker is the answer.4 -
Vscode is a fucking turd. Edit replace in files is not finding shit that is clearly there. Why are all developer tools big piles of fucking shit. Time to drink. Fuck this shit.7
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Ha ha! Fuck you Apple. Forced to use USB c after your stupid charger games every iphone release.
Its about time. You pricks keep forcing new chargers on me. I have a drawer full of obsolete chargers.18 -
Woo-hoo! Today I built a booby detector using amazon rekognition technology. Let the jokes begin!!!8