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AboutClearly has anger issues.
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SkillsAll the stupidity is here
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I worked on a codebase where one of the previous devs used ascii art to embed a picture of a radioactive city and had a long comment that said the code was radioactive and that you should turn back to avoid radiation burns.
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Spend more time arguing with the AI than getting anything done.
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The websockets worked great until you tried running them through an ibm powerblade. I placed this technical detail firmly in the category of not my fucking problem.
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Ha ha ha! UPS
Aka
You People Suck! -
Version control is overrated
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That is what you get for caring. Sharing is caring.
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There are many narcissistic assholes in tech. Spot them, avoid them. Go elsewhere.
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I have done contract to hire but I was thinking about one of those services like flexwork, fiver or upwork because fuck hiring managers.
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Yes. We need unions. This shit is pathetic.
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Chief technology officer = career technically over.
Fuck all the scumbags in the c-suite. -
The tech of AI is overhyped. Now everyone is trying to use it in inappropriate places.
It causes a lot of time waste. -
@kanyewest yes
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Why would you want to?
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To anyone motivated enough to write a manifesto.
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Here is an actual manifesto that manifests the real world.
https://halfarsedagilemanifesto.org/... -
Yeah, I won’t be following Jonas Boner and his reactive manifesto.
Didn’t the unibomber write a manifesto too?
So did Hitler and the agile manifesto fuckwads.
Take your manifesto and jam it. -
Yeah baby! Your in it now!
Good luck! -
I salute you and the patience it must require to deal with that madness.
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Run away! The front end is always a shitshow!
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https://baeldung.com/java-reactive-.... Looks like the same old bullshit rebranded with a sexy name. Fucking recruiters.
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How would you like me to react?
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Fuck being in management. I would rather extract my own teeth with no anesthesia.
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Hurry up and fix everything with no fucking tools, broken tools.
What a shitshow. -
@Grumpycat @MammaNeedHummus my homespun sensibilities are not following. Kill somebody over sex?
Who cares? So what! Fuck somebody else. -
@MammaNeedHummus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... ????? -
@MammaNeedHummus I am missing the reference. What you talkin about Willis
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@MammaNeedHummus You know it. I need hummus too!
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Now dump her ass and find a brunette that likes to cook.
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Fucking retarded management has no idea how fucking bad dev is in 2024. It is the worst and getting worse everyday.
Fucking AI can not replace you. -
Fuck these companies.
They suck. HR suck my dick.
Get a better job.