Just realized i have 4 toilets in my house. Very convenient to take a shit everywhere i go

Ah yes, b2plane in his natural habitat.

Do you load balance tho?

Wear thick enough underwear and you have portable toilet.

@retoor i literally came home, went to bathroom #2 to take a fat shit, but was annoyed from having to sit for too long so i got up to take a shower but immediately regretted cause i still have bullshit to shit, so i went to bathroom #3 to continue taking a shit. Now as i finish writing this message if you excuse me im done shitting and its time to take a fresh shower 🚿

@b2plane showering after taking shits is the bomb indeed. But you have four freaking toilets in your house. That's elite

You've only just realised? How long you lived there?

@AlmondSauce by coincidence there is actually 1 bathroom and 3 closets.

Which one does your feminine blond gf where you totally sleep together with always cries on?

Why four bathrooms when you can use a bucket? Stop over engineering and KISS!!

@SuspiciousBug Skyrim player detected.

@AlmondSauce 26 years

So, a toilet, a sink, a bath tub and the shower?

@retoor just buy the bidet already

Every bond you break🎶
Every shit you take🎶
I'll be watching you🎶

@lungdart could become a guilty pleasure

@retoor the Neo 185 is 150 CAD on Amazon and has a front wash setting.

You could be having fun every bathroom break.

@lungdart hmm, I'm quite loyal to my shower head

@retoor I won't snitch if you don't snitch