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Nino9612
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Me: Do u have antivirus Software installed That could possibly Blockade the Data for our Software.

Customer: Yes My computer is very safe i use 3 antiviruses.

Me: At the Same time?

Customer: Yes so My computer is better protected

Me: says no more

True Story just happend 10 minutes ago xD Had a good laugh with My coworkers

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  • 5
    8y
    Why do people think anti virus programs work at all. I mean... Of course it could be useful to have one. But why can't they just use their brain?
  • 12
    8y
    As long as they have Avast, they are totally safe.

    Wait
  • 4
    8y
    Windows defender is the best antivirus!
  • 0
    8y
    @Alice there are somethings i gave up trying to understand. This is one oc them 😀
  • 0
    8y
    Btw do you use an antivirus on Mac? If yes which one?
  • 11
    8y
    @Davoo GNU/Linux ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 1
    8y
    I don't know an antivirus named like this 😁
  • 1
    8y
    I don't actually see how it's hard to understand their logic.
    If one antivirus blocks X, Y virus and the other blocks Z virus then both block X, Y, Z.
  • 2
    8y
    @sSam I agree, it's not too obvious that they like to block each other to non-technical people.
  • 2
    8y
    Best AV is called common sense
  • 2
    8y
    @danny96178 Not without a good amount of technical knowledge which many people unfortunately don't have.

    Many people don't know for example how to recognize an inauthentic url - what they're lacking is technical education not common sense.
  • 8
    8y
    My old boss used to call antivirus software “a monogamous virus”, because it acts like a jealous virus that won’t let other viruses come near you while it constantly begs for your attention at the least convenient times.

    Not sure if I agree, but it’s an entertaining thought. He was a weird one...
  • 2
    8y
    It's like having your house guarded by two different security agencies that don't know about each other.
    If they meet, crazy things will happen.
  • 0
    8y
    @ejmin if they meet they would shoot each other xD
  • 1
    8y
    Best antivirus: Condom. (Solves a lot at an early stage in life)
  • 0
    8y
    @Jop- Nice to see another dev with a similar sense of humor, dark humor that is.
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