Complexity is a choice!

Using the dot operator on a u8 to extract individual bits feels cursed!

Clarence Clemons is fucking insane on the Sax!

I have a sysadmin interview tomorrow. Anything specific i should know?

Some years ago i was getting some dev training at a medical analysis company. They made a performance report at the end. And well, they sent out the report to my employer before actually discussing it with me. Which would be ok if it wasnt horseshit and full of blatant lies. Apparantly they confused me with someone else. Atleast it got corrected in the end.

Some weeks ago i heard they were heavily sued by swissmedic. An org supervising all medical products within Switzerland capable of shutting down entire companies and hospitals for medical malpractice. Apparantly they fucked up programming a cleaning cycle when running a series of samples trough their machine. Hospitals reported this issue but they ignored it. I guess they had it coming.

Allen Bradley - You can find better but you can't pay more!

Today it finally happend! I deleted Prod!
Accidentally connected to the wrong db to wipe it.

Youtube cached 1.5GB of data on my phone. Have we all forgotten how to code? Have endless hardware resources gotten the better of us?

Nooooo you cant just enable kernel modules at will, you need to know what they do!

Me: Höhö, B.A.T.M.A.N. Advanced meshing protocol goes brrrrr

Yall know else if()
Now get ready for else while()

There is nothing in this world that can run at 100% efficiency except transformers at power plants.

What the fuck is the edge™

Spending more time debugging a language than actually writing code

Marketing sold a URL with an emoji

These e-mails should have been meetings!

Dual ported RAM is somethin i kinda theorised to exist. And since today i know it does.
For those unaware: Its RAM that can be acessed via two address and data lines combined and with hardware semaphores.

Today is a day where I just want to kick start a fucking landmine!

SCADA we have systems similar to cobol in banking but pay you 80% less to maintain it.

Realtors are fucking goons.You find something online to rent. You call them to have a look around. Nah you need to fill out the online form for that. Same person responds in an Email: "You need to contact the current tenant under xxxxx for a visit" The online ad and that would be atleast 5k. Good luck ever making that back with someone who moves again in like 8 months. Thank god I dont have any real estate! Can't afford it anyways.

Simply having a university degree is not a reasob for a bigger salary comapred to a non degree. Its just a school where you learn some of the stuff you need on the job. Therefore if you prove that you know the same it is the same. Same work same salary.

IEC 61131-3 thats it! Thats the rant!

Simatic S5 is a nuclear resistant cockroach!

The creators of IPsec just wanted to flex how good they are at cryptography. That shit complicated af!

Darkness lures programmers!

Get off my swap!!!

Apparantly someone made the Mr. in an automatic support email static. BeCAusE ThERe aRE no WOmEn in IT!

11 of 17 tickets that are currently "on hold" are assigned to me...

I'm kinda tired of my office corner. Sure it is a decent place to be. With flexibility being a 10/10 and it is basically stress free. But it starts to grind on me. Its not really challenging and I feel stuck where I am. Nothing interesting happening. I get constantly teased with going outdoors. I am just a few steps short of another dev becoming a farmer. Mix this with a "the world will end anyway in the future so might aswell go out and see it" mentality.

There is AI in Mayonnaise!!!!

How it's written: Mayonnaise
How it's pronounced: Miodaynoce