I never expected embedded Linux to be this performant boot wise. On a Cyclone V HPS (800Mhz, Coretex A7) the entire system boots in 3s. Thats from power on to a shell in userspace. And it uses like 40MB of SD-Card Space. The entire speed gets throuwn out the window as soon as you use systemd. Then it takes like five times as long. I kinda want to explore this further in the future by addin LCD support with a desktop environment and get some numbers for that. Currently very happy with the results.

It wasnt a Phillips Head screw. It was Pozidriv!

Is it open source or is the source open?

Hindersi Magronä recipe:

- Butter
- 2-3 Onions, diced
- 300g Potatoes, diced
- 350g Maccheroni or just pasta
- 1 table spoon of dried chicken stock dissolved in water
- 20-30ml of hot water
- 30ml Heavy Cream
- 300g Parmigiano Reggiano
- Diced Bacon

- Coat a pan with butter
- Add onions, bacon and potatoes
- Cook untill onions are lightly golden
- Add the stock and stir
- Add the pasta
- Add enough hot water so its level is ~1-2cm above the pasta
- Cook untill the pasta is "al dente" and let the water evaporate untill ~1cm above the pan
- Add the heavy cream and cheese
- Cook and stir for 2min

Et voilà, Mac N Cheese with extra steps

New argument popped up!

For carrot salad should you use thin strips or round slices?

Car Guy: I drive a Dodge Ram
Me: DDR4 or 5?

Pants!
Pantaloons even!

Mettigel, a stupid food!

Complexity is a choice!

Using the dot operator on a u8 to extract individual bits feels cursed!

Clarence Clemons is fucking insane on the Sax!

I have a sysadmin interview tomorrow. Anything specific i should know?

Some years ago i was getting some dev training at a medical analysis company. They made a performance report at the end. And well, they sent out the report to my employer before actually discussing it with me. Which would be ok if it wasnt horseshit and full of blatant lies. Apparantly they confused me with someone else. Atleast it got corrected in the end.

Some weeks ago i heard they were heavily sued by swissmedic. An org supervising all medical products within Switzerland capable of shutting down entire companies and hospitals for medical malpractice. Apparantly they fucked up programming a cleaning cycle when running a series of samples trough their machine. Hospitals reported this issue but they ignored it. I guess they had it coming.

Allen Bradley - You can find better but you can't pay more!

Today it finally happend! I deleted Prod!
Accidentally connected to the wrong db to wipe it.

Youtube cached 1.5GB of data on my phone. Have we all forgotten how to code? Have endless hardware resources gotten the better of us?

Nooooo you cant just enable kernel modules at will, you need to know what they do!

Me: Höhö, B.A.T.M.A.N. Advanced meshing protocol goes brrrrr

Yall know else if()
Now get ready for else while()

There is nothing in this world that can run at 100% efficiency except transformers at power plants.

What the fuck is the edge™

Spending more time debugging a language than actually writing code

Marketing sold a URL with an emoji

These e-mails should have been meetings!

Dual ported RAM is somethin i kinda theorised to exist. And since today i know it does.
For those unaware: Its RAM that can be acessed via two address and data lines combined and with hardware semaphores.

Today is a day where I just want to kick start a fucking landmine!

SCADA we have systems similar to cobol in banking but pay you 80% less to maintain it.

Realtors are fucking goons.You find something online to rent. You call them to have a look around. Nah you need to fill out the online form for that. Same person responds in an Email: "You need to contact the current tenant under xxxxx for a visit" The online ad and that would be atleast 5k. Good luck ever making that back with someone who moves again in like 8 months. Thank god I dont have any real estate! Can't afford it anyways.

Simply having a university degree is not a reasob for a bigger salary comapred to a non degree. Its just a school where you learn some of the stuff you need on the job. Therefore if you prove that you know the same it is the same. Same work same salary.

IEC 61131-3 thats it! Thats the rant!

Simatic S5 is a nuclear resistant cockroach!