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7y

Ranted about that porn work prank.

Forgot a joke the senior linux engineer pulled with me.

I came back from the toilet and sat down. Logged in. Cursor was on the left screen. Looked away and then back. Cursor was on the right screen.

*wait what? hmm must be my memory.*
*looks away and turns back*
*wait did that cursor just move.....?*
*damn what's up with me...?!?*
*turns around and looks back VERY quickly*
*cursor moves all over the screen*

*looks at front usb inputs*
*notices a wireless receiver*

*laughing from the corner where the senior linux engineer is sitting*

MOTHERFUCKER.

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  • 28
    7y
    That's a new one :D I need to try that one
  • 81
    7y
    You collegues are Noobs, everybody knows that wireless receivers goes on the rear USB ports. LOL😂😂
  • 6
    7y
    I've heard of this happening, but I thought it was just an urban legend!
  • 13
    7y
    I've been following your story since you started looking for a job and I have to say I'm very happy for you. It seems like a great enviroment and your very happy. Well done man
  • 2
    7y
    @kurtr You dutch yourself by any chance? :)
  • 2
    7y
    @linuxxx @kurtr rephrase that to 'you know dutch by any chance?'
  • 4
    7y
    @linuxxx nope but I do know Afrikaans which is similar. I'm South African.
  • 5
    7y
    @kurtr We've got a local lan gaming thingy. A few of the guys nicknames are: Smegma, PiemelBrie and so on. You get the atmosphere there I guess :P
  • 7
    7y
    Lol. I'm loving your new team. I hope you have fun and learn a ton in that job. Please tell me more pranks are coming. :)
  • 2
    7y
    @gitcommit Thanks man!
  • 1
    7y
    @kurtr

    Another South African exists, now that's awesome.
  • 6
    7y
    Your workplace spunds like a lot of fun!
  • 1
    7y
    I used to do this back at university with my friends. Always worked 😄
  • 0
    7y
    have been pranked like this before as well 😊
  • 2
    7y
    @linuxxx bruh. Who comes up with the combination of een piemel and fucking Brie? Smegma is a more or less standard one but fucking PiemelBrie?
  • 1
    7y
    Oldie but Goldie :D
  • 3
    7y
    That specific Linux engineer should have his own stand up comedy show or something by now...
  • 3
    7y
    @ragnarr023 @kurtr and another if I still count. I'm originally from SA.
  • 0
    7y
    @wiredgecko why did you leave?
  • 1
    7y
    @kurtr we wanted a better life for our kids.
  • 0
    7y
    @wiredgecko can't argue there. I'm shitting about the future here especially being white. Lots of talk of land grabs and violent crime
  • 2
    7y
    @kurtr Fortunately being a Dev gives you options!
  • 0
    7y
    They let you take shits where you work? Wow. I hate retail.
  • 1
    7y
    @linuxxx Do it... username change: Smegma
    Haha.

    Stoked you’ve got a sweet work environment. Sounds like I’d fit right in haha
  • 0
    5y
    super late, but I did something like this a long time ago in high school in our computer class we were learning touch typing.

    Before my classmate, who sat to the left of me, got in I switched her mouse (lol they were both wired) with mine and I mimicked her movements, but would click on totally random things. She got frustrated and lost it, the whole time i was working my hardest to contain my smile/laugh. All was well until I bust out laughing. That was hilarious.

    I hadn't thought to do it in a professional setting, but I do have people that I'd like to troll on my team mwahahaha
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