I just won this debugging buddy at a children's carnival. I must name him. I'm taking suggestions. The winning suggestion gets ++ on their 20 latest rants.

what does he have on his hands?

Thine duck shall be named Slartibartfast

Or Phartiphukborlz. Either one will be fine

@plusgut it seems to be a compass of some kind.

@theScientist I do often feel as if I'm transporting the One Ring to Mt. Doom with some of my clients. Definitely a top consideration for the winning name!

It looks really stupid. Someone half arsed painting it, specially the nose and eyes.

@shellbug you can get one just like it at orientaltrading.com. #MadeInChina #LikeEverything

Ducky McDuckface!

"Duck"

Oh, right, name. Ahmm, "Fucked Up Duck".

Edward von fukkenduck ticaticatocbrrrruiizbdktrevligt

Indiana Duck. Looks like a tomb robber to me.

Sir Debugslington

Mr. Ducksley

Debugly duckling

Dr. Debugnik

King Dee of Buggerton

@captnmatt2736 ohhhh! Puns! A favorite pastime in our family. That moves your suggestions up on the list.

Jhonnyduck seems good name for him

Name him Dick

And the winner is...

*drum roll*

@captnmatt2736

"Debugly Duckling" shall henceforth be my debugging rubber duck's moniker. Both as a reference to the typical quality of my code and as an excellent pun.

You only have 3 rants, @captnmatt2736. I shall ++ them now and hopefully remember to ++ 17 more as you post them.

@stackodev Woo!