Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my GMail inbox...I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Yes but don't you also find your PayPal account has been blocked, please click here, your bank card has been blocked, please click here and your apple account has been blocked, please click here?

@Jonnyforgotten they can't scam you like that if you don't have any of those 😏👈

So related 😂

No idea why your Gmail spam filter let's these through. Mine is pretty clean apart from the marketing shit which is just directed to the "promotions" category so it's still pretty clean. This is why I love gmail

@Froot This!

But i still don't know why they are in a folder called spam ! xD

You found One more reason not to give up

I'm a Nigerian prince, arriving to your land with a large sum of money. Please provide me with your banking info so that I can bring this large sum of money without dealing with the authorities. You will receive 30%.

If I ever decide to be bored, I'm going to make a penis enlargement spam ad. It'll have a link to click and when you click it, it'll have a field for you to submit a picture of your current equipment for a price estimate.

When you submit the image, it'll simply take you to a page stating: "We're sorry, but you've given us nothing to work with here."

The images wouldn't even transfer over the wire obviously. Bandwidth reasons really.

@Jonnyforgotten I still wonder why they never send you an email "Your mail account has been hacked, please click here"

@xorith Do it. This is amazing.

@varunkumar I receive 1 Bitcoin a day through my Gmail

@Froot alternatively it could decide your hotel reservations are spam leaving you confused and stranded in the Dallas airport on a Sunday

@Hastouki are they all taking black panther seriously? I wonder

Do you get messages from *King of Nigeria* ?