I delivered a small C# program long time ago.
Unit tests, integrations tests, functional tests, all passing (users even happy).

Colleague of mine approached me.

C: "I finally fixed the program"
M: "Which program?"
C: "Product X"
M: "What was wrong with it?"
C: "Nothing, but now it runs on Python"
M: "..."
C: "Yeah, we lost a few features, but it's Python!"
M: "Aren't you busy with other things?"
C: "That can wait"
M: "..."
M: "..."

@irene agreed

You no mess with my cake!
I made my cake the way I want it to taste... Go put your vanilla in your own cake...

@irene well... Only because your a cute nerdy girl...

But pleaseeeee no two girls one cup...

@irene google it or duck duck go it or whatever. Just know you'll hate me for the rest of your life for suggesting that :)

I personally love Python. But this is useless (except it couldn't run on Linux (with Mono)).

programming language fanatics be like

@lazyDev what was the quote like? "any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript"

continuing conversation:
C: that can wait
M: well done then. You r smart so here are the other 3 projects that i was to do for this month. MY PLEASURE... you can do it all.

@irene sorry... Irene is a girls name in Portugal...

Ohhh okeye.... Was Wondering why a girl would have beard...

Well
.. With long hair.
. Your avatar reminds me of the 'girl' who won the euro vision...

:p

Guess you always liked long hair...
I would to... But um like a copy of @dfox...

I pulled the same shit on my CTO. But I think the reasons were completely valid. The said app was written by someone not working there anymore and the app needed new features. Since I was the only one having some basic knowledge of the codebase I rewrited the whole app to make it more accessible to current developers. It took me about 50hrs. I get yelled at a lot but after two months of adding features apon features to it I think it was completely worth it.

@TheManDK, what was the program u delivered, was it a webapp ?

@Prometheus Nope, a small console app (part of a bigger integration)