90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Basically it will reduce the time to search for a video, so that you can get back to your work ASAP. So it's productive, I guess.

"Facial" recognition hehehe

Well, someone did mention they used an algo that "retouched" pornstars butthole so people won't have to do it by themselves.

If you can't save a life from cancer at least enjoy what's left of it.

I got that too

Cancer is being cured though, partly using AI.

The cure for cancer is piles of research, incremental improvements in treatments and prevention and detection.

The continuous upward shift of survival rates for most types of cancer during the last three decades is remarkable — every "cure" might only add a few percent improvement in survival rate, but it adds up, and lethal cancer might be rare within 2 decades.

Classification of porn categories is much easier though. Although... a query like "she must have the same naughty moan as my ex" might be a challenge.

@bittersweet ++ for the cancer cure support, there are many raw data files available that can be used to integrate and train a neural network to categorize the growth of specific gene/protein sample towards being malignant or not.
https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/...

http:///www.diss.fu-berlin.de/diss/...

Well protein categorization in specific

What will the come up with next? Dick and Vagina recognition?

Shit, I probably shouldn't give them any ideas

@sam9669 Protein categorization nicht also be relevant for the video tagging though. Just saying...

@iSwimInTheC Phhh, that's easy. It's the next logical step to face unlock.

@iSwimInTheC

Haven't you seen the Galaxy S9 leaks? No fingerprint reader, no face-recognition camera.

You just slip your phone in your underpants and rub it over your genitals, it will analyze your bodily fluids and unlock.

@iSwimInTheC Yep and then we will search for our videos by size of dick/labia, colour, hairiness etc. All the fun of database queries straight to our porn sites.

@World Haha. People do that? 😂😂😂

@null-pointer Apparently yeah. Heard from someone here at devRant.

@bittersweet Lol. ++ For the same moan stuff!

@iSwimInTheC There was a rant about someone using their penis on the fingerprint scanner and it working.

@World But would it be able to reliably distinguish his penis from others' penises?

@theCalcaholic How do you check that? Ask a friend to try it with his penis?

"So, I found this cool 'feature' in my phone. It requires your penis."

@World That would be an option. Is die science after all! :D

@iSwimInTheC Next step: create an that recognizes if you're naked. If so it automatically plays your fav adult film

It's no surprise pornography using the latest cutting edge technology as always

@Alice That's like their system saying "You're already naked, you might as well masturbate?". Maybe that's their point. Bonus points if you forgot the volume turned way up on your phone and the rest of the family hears moaning from the bathroom.

@Alice *Engineers at Google solving this problem*:
AI?

@Alice Nah! It's all done in the background...

@Alice I take my phone in the shower to listen to music while showering.

Hello @World I wonder why noone has ever made a bathroom music player

@Mitiko Actually they have but its a little expensive. They gotta be water proof and what not.

Heres what i got....
Pornhub: fuck cancer, enjoy our porn. Searches made better. Try gangbang...

Would be interesting if PornHub's allowed researchers to utilise their Research and development department, and furtherly funded them to cure cancer... Fucking all big pharma companies in one move!!

The future is now.
I wanted to scrape and analyze comments from Pornhub for my web information retrieval project, but the other teammates said no :(

@j0zz What a pity, that would be so interesting. I would like to read a study about pornhub comments because I've always wondered what and why people write under porn videos.

Well duh... What did you think AI was being researched for? Next thing you tell me is that stem cell organ growth is directed at people who need a new kidney or something. When we all know that it is for bigger penises and boobs! Yey! Future!

Better use I'd say...

We've even got our computers watching porn? Wow, porn has become way too prevalent. 😅

I like the bottom bit.
“You’ve shown interest in machine learning” ... Why yes, yes I have. Many nights. 😆

I've heard AI is being used to diagnose cancer though :)

Lmfao that is so brilliant xD

Now we also started using AI and Facial recognition to turn people faces into shit💩 --(iPhone x)

@bittersweet if you have a sample to compare against..
Then finding similar moans might not be too far away :p