Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

.... what's the deal though?

@isaacWeisberg an app that doesn't require stupid permissions like access to your contacts, files, or your first born to work

Next Android version will have new permissions:
- Primae noctis

@Archer04 okay... Never considered these worth noticing

I think such things dosen't exist

@Condor and a lot of those apps are so shitty that they will just close if you deny any of the permissions. Also, some of them ask for all of the permissions needed the first time that the app is open, even if you are never going to use any feature that requires that permission.

@Condor the only app that I have to use and do that kind of BS is Chase (bank). They ask for permissions to access to storage in the first run. Their reasoning is that, for security, the user(or any malicious program) can't take screenshots while in the app.

A bit funny that I have to accept that they doesn't need any permissions

Try the 'Nothing' app on PlayStore. You will have an orgy.

Also the reason is the still broken permission system in Android. Permissions can be a bit more granular.