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I'm always wary of job postings that describe the ideal candidate as a "rock star," or a, "superhero." I get the same urge to move on when someone describes the staff as people who, "work hard and play hard."
The translation for all this, to me, is a management structure that doesn't respect people's personal time, and expects lots and lots of unpaid overtime. -
@AngryDev
Ro version of this:
Avem nevoie de un erou neinfricat pentru taramul IT!
Tinutul X, o infloritoare comunitate din domeniul asigurarilor, cauta un adevarat erou al dezvoltarii software care sa poata fauri coduri folosind ciocanul mistic .NET ce poate fi ridicat doar de un razboinic dornic, merituos si responsabil.
Nu poti zbura? Nu tragi cu lasere din ochi? Nu iti pierzi timpul noaptea uitandu-te la luna pe blocuri inalte purtand o pelerina? Atunci ai putea fi eroul de care avem nevoie.
Nu-ti face griji, pozitia nu implica forta fizica supraomeneasca :)) Totusi, necesita forta intelectuala si atentie la detalii. Ba chiar iti poti folosi puterile dintr-un scaun comod intr-o echipa primitoare plina de alti eroi gata sa-ti sara in ajutor. Nu te lasam singur, doar si Batman il are pe Robin :))
Am atasat toate informatiile de care ai nevoie. Numai The Chosen One poate deschide documentul asa ca vei stii imediat daca esti potrivit. :)) -
@AngryDev
Daca vrei sa ai si responsabilitate alaturi de puterea ta, atunci astept CV-ul tau actualizat in limba engleza cu toate faptele tale eroice din trecut.
Remember, not all heroes wear capes!
I've taken my Dev rant over to Linked in. Fuck you recruiters!
So today I got an email about a job opportunity. The email was in romainian. This is the exact translation and bear in mind that in romanian as in every other language (I guess) alot of english phrases sound very cringy. This is the email:
We need a fearless hero for the IT realm!
X company, a thriving insurance community, is looking for a real hero of software development that can make code using the .NET mystical hammer that can only be lifted by a worthy, deserving and responsible warrior.
You can't fly? Can't shoot lasers? You are not wasting your night time by looking at the moon on tall blocks wearing a cape? Then you could be the hero we need.
Do not worry, the position does not imply superhuman strength :)) However, it requires intellectual strength and attention to detail. You can even use your powers from a comfortable chair in a welcoming team full of other heroes ready to help you. We won't leave you alone, after all even Batman has Robin :))
I have attached all the information you need. Only The Chosen One can open the document so you will know immediately if you are right. :))
If you want to be responsible with your strength, then I'm waiting for your updated English resume with all your heroic deeds in the past.
Remember, not all heroes wear capes!
... WHAT THE FUCK IS .NET MYSTICAL HAMMER??? AND WHO THE FUCK USES ":))" IN AN EMAIL??
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