Wtf is a microservice?

You with your girlfriend.

She ultimately gets a microservice.

A Microservice™ is a SaaS solution made by Microsoft™.

a service which can only be seen using Microscope

~1000x bigger than a nanoservice

A statefull variant of a microcontroller.

I've noticed a lot of questions from you that are highly genetic. Simply typing them in a search engine or LLM should give you an accurate answer. What is your reason to ask them here? As you can see it's not taken seriously.

Since in typing anyway: a small service with specific responsibilities in a microservices architecture, an architecture by that is a solution for organisational issues in a multi team environment.

Think of a macroclient, and realize you're in the wrong room

it's a term clueless, stupid managers use to justify their existence in a tech environment.

it's a way to needlessly increase complexity of a system with no benefit.

and it's a way to promote "dependency hell" to the lead design principle of a software system.

source: me having to write software that consumes at least a dozen "microservices" because The Customer Is An Idiot.

@Demolishun it’s the small things she does

It's a service that repairs your microcomputers.

@hjk101

I think @nanos said it best:
“What's wrong with asking questions where a bunch of experts hang out, who can probably give you a much better expanded answer than you could find via google any search engine.”

As for my question not being taken seriously, my question wasn’t asked seriously so idrc. I think a lot of the joke responses are funny

@Nanos I'm triggered by the white space you use before question marks. You like violence, don't you?

@retoor when I see a poster with a wall of text I just keep scrolling. It is usually too much mental effort to comprehend that information. Especially in the morning.

@Nanos ur old

@Nanos

It's directed mainly at you. You tend to be... Way too verbose, and often off topic, or otherwise not directly contributing.

That's why people tend to ignore...

Like we'd say in Spanish, te vas por los putos cerros de Úbeda...

@ItsNotMyFault its smaller than a milliservice.

@Nanos I do read all your text dear. The overal attention span of people are bar low

@Nanos heave you ever considered to learn lojban? I know some who does

@Nanos quit the English study, you're advanced enough. Learn lojban

@Nanos nanotech 4 dummies exist

@Nanos is your uncle a hologram.

@Nanos so he could be hologram. Thinking of Rimmer from Red Dwarf.

@Nanos totallii

@Nanos I have no idea what're you talking about