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@jestdotty just don't leave any croissants laying out on your desk or just employ some rude old ladies. It'll keep OP from popping a squat on your desk and leaving you a steamy present 🎁
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@MammaNeedHummus I’m the Christmas pigeon!!!
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@jestdotty
1. get a t shirt cannon
2. use tshirts like the wadding in an old school musket
3. for shot load with frozen beer can
4. collect free bbq meat or whatever.
5. there is no step five.
A pigeon just shit on me - probably bc all of the bad vibes I’ve been spewing. I hope everyone has sex tonight. I’ll be at the party playing the role of bird. Bye.
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