Anything i fucking touch i snap ZAP⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ Fucking electricity. I get electrocuted. Hol - devRant

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SidTheITGuy

8957

154d

Try to combine it with shitting. See how that pans out.
3

Lensflare

14103

154d

You are too negative
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netikras

34580

154d

take off synthetic clothes and wear more natural ones
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b2plane

6116

154d

@Lensflare cause i got electrons inside of me but how do i get protons
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Lensflare

14103

154d

@b2plane cut off the positive half of a battery and eat a couple of those.
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Root

83016

154d

You pissed off Zeus 😅

Sacrifice a particularly nice cow, and be sure to shower him with lots of praise. It’ll all blow over.

(Also, don’t take @netikras’ advice or you might get raped!)
1

hjk101

5798

154d

You probably live in a country with zero regulations and your electronics leak like an open faucet. Or the air is dry and static builds like crazy. A humidifier might be the answer.
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scor

3817

154d

For protons accumulation,
@b2plane,
use Plutonium.
It's got loads!
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Wisecrack

9198

154d

this song is highly relevant to your situation b2plane:

https://youtube.com/watch/...
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Wisecrack

9198

154d

@netikras more people need to learn to take off their clothes in general.

no need to put more back on!
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Wisecrack

9198

154d

@Lensflare energizer, its got electrolytes!
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b2plane

6116

153d

@Wisecrack im listening to kanye west - runaway rn

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