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Root797241yYou pissed off Zeus 😅
Sacrifice a particularly nice cow, and be sure to shower him with lots of praise. It’ll all blow over.
(Also, don’t take @netikras’ advice or you might get raped!) -
hjk10156961yYou probably live in a country with zero regulations and your electronics leak like an open faucet. Or the air is dry and static builds like crazy. A humidifier might be the answer.
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@netikras more people need to learn to take off their clothes in general.
no need to put more back on!
Anything i fucking touch i snap
ZAP⚡️
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Fucking electricity. I get electrocuted. Holding my mouse and charging cable gets electrons in my body so now when i become a fucking zeus. Anything i touch ZAPS me. Fuck off its sooooooo annoying
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