I often don't see devs sad about the lack of sex in their lives.

Is it because we get fucked in the ass by management every now and then, to make up for it?

Lack of sex life complaints seem to come from people that complain about a “dry spell” of not getting any for a very long period of time, like “3 months”. When you don’t get any for a decade or your entire life, you either become an incel and shoot up a school, or you stop giving a fuck and focus your attention on other things.

In some cases, it's fucking with compiler in 34 kamasutra poses.

You got it easy, I'm being spit roasted and gang banged, and that's on a good day.

Who needs sex when you're fucked to death as it is?

@ars1 pretty much that. after a year or two one stops giving a shit (plus the stress of all of other shit happening in life as well)