How to write a viral rant?

you sneeze on it

Look @kiki posts. 30 upvotes is a real viral these days

You probably wanna make something relatable to the age group of 30-40

@shovethisrant so what do you guys like?

@arnavop I like hugs and kisses and presents. I also like chocolate covered marshmallows. I like to party. I like a lot of things actually.

@arnavop butplugs in all colors and sizes

add clown emojis

@retoor you tempt me daily

I don't see the benefit of writing one. It's not like it gets you street cred or something.

Be yourself and say what you want to say, OP. Stop chasing insignificant numbers.

Just post about the things that bug or interest you. If it's relatable, you'll get a lot of engagement. If not, try again with different material.

That's the benefit of devrant being so small. There's almost no game to play.

Get elected to public office. A couple of hookers, an 8 ball and a bottle of Jack Daniels. A cell phone with a camera. An internet connect. A Vegas hotel room. Bob's yer uncle, m8.