Linux is like a wigwam...
No gates,
No windows,
Apache inside :)))

Seen a great rant, where someone wrote a code for the song Santa clause is comig to town, the cores that goes: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
Can someone share it in comments? Tnx :)

Goverment just confirmed 2nd January as National holiday (work free day)...scheduled Nationwide production on 1st January, 2nd January for bug fixes (no holiday for me)

FML!

Client said: "And you promise there won't be any caterpillars in the app...",I gave him a strange look, he continued: "or how do you call that mistakes in apps".

He meant bugs...

Use to have a client, annoying as fuck, nothing was right for him and the worst thing: IE user :O Anyways...finished the project hoped never to see him again...

Today he walks in my office: "Just got news we'll be working together again"

FML!

Had a customer, for whom we were preparing app for some kind of prize game (you scan a QR code and get a lottery ticket) wanted to name the app "Prize game <name of the client>"...