You can also use bitbucket instead of github for things you don't want to share with other people. Bitbucket gives private repositories in free plan.

@danbondd You mean Eclipse

I've seen this image so many times, but I couldn't figure out what are those things on the picture. And this time it finally hit me.

So sum the market values of Facebook, YouTube and SoundCloud and tell the client that would be the price. 😁

I don't think so. I'm a developer and I have good relationships with testers at work. All in all, we're playing in the same team. And tester is not my enemy, he or she ensures that I'm creating a good quality software.

I have to do an app for my masters degree and I haven't started yet. But, I'll make an Android app and I want to use Kotlin for that which is nice

First few months in a dev position are always like this. Fight and it'll become much easier

@jobylie I included pauses. Not every car is suitable for making 600km in one go 😉

@stormwise 600 km is 6h rather than 10h

Nothing beats a good drive 😊

It's a memory geyser 😁

It's funny because I was recently debugging some Java code at work and I really encountered a class named ProblemFactory 😂

I've started a job almost 3 years ago as a regular Java developer with little to no knowledge of Java. Before that, for one year I've been developing Windows Phone apps alone. So just like you I had little experience and little knowledge of good practices and working on large projects. 3 years passed and I'm still a Java dev and I've learned a lot.

So if you know a bit how to code and you like doing it, then I think you could give it a shot.

Maybe their PC's are encrypted 😂

Regular resume and interview. Without any fancy portfolios or something like that.

And uses prehistoric software...

@xavier666 Sure, but the red sea owner has to allow it first 😉

Why do you use Atom instead of proper IDE if you're writing in Java? 😮

503 for a girls on period - service unavailable

Good to know I'm not the only one who is procrastinating 😂

Yay! New bugs! 😁

It could be worse. You can work with technology which hardly anyone uses so no one will answer your question.

Am I the only one who uses meaningful messages?

Everyone working in a project is responsible for the quality, not just testing department. And I'm saying this from dev's perspective. So Mr X. is a total douche.

I don't agree

How about selecting the code and hitting shift + tab?

No, I don't tell myself when to go to bed just after I've got up. And 4:30pm is way too early to sleep.

Jokes aside, this is the perfect example why 24h time format is far superior to the 12h. 😁

Because it's hardware issue 😂

Bool variable is a button? This is not a self-explanatory variable name. It is just long and pretends to be self-explanatory but it does not explain shit.

And the other thing is that the reviewer should suggest changing the variable name instead of putting the comment.

I can't even imagine having an SSD with less than 240 gigs of storage.