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junior android dev
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java, android
Location

Tel Aviv

Joined devRant on 11/9/2016

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Wife asked if she could see my Python so I pulled it right out.

She yells, "That's not what I meant and you know it! Show me your code!"

Now apparently I'm in trouble 😂

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Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

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Think of an idea that can really benefit others.
Start working on the project and come up with a working prototype.
Complete the project 98%
Get bored of the project.
Move on to another project.

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#office 😂

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have
have you
have you heard
have you heard the
have you heard the one
have you heard the one about
have you heard the one about traceroute

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"Hold this. I'm gonna patch up this bug"

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When your CPU is motivated and gives more than his 100%

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Windows user will understand!

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Life story of every Dev in nutshell :

Everything is working perfectly as expected and no body congratulates Dev and no one gives a shit.

Single thing is broken and the whole universe be like : "Where the fuck is that son of a b*tch? Bring that bastard in front of me right now."

😡😡😡😡

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Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

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Funny SO easter egg for those who haven't already seen it...

If you navigate to http://stackoverflow.com/admin.php/ you're redirected to a random 10 hour YouTube video.

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor/

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Lol 😂😂😂👨🏻‍💻

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Pushing to Prod without testing and having zero problems

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😐😫😪

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ooh yoda!

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