@saintograph you got me: is a vicious lie. Kind of like Donald Trump is a closet juggalo. Woot, woot!

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@spences10 have you tried the hardware angle as well? Build a robot or something?

Hats off to you, sir!
I hope to have a lot more patience when I finally get do that with my boy. He's only 5 now, don't think I could succeed yet in holding his attention like that.

Cobol is set to make a come back along with Fortran.
Note to self: write a Cobol to JavaScript transpiler and call it Cobol script (though it may have already been done along with a client side framework)

Assets, unexcusable, I guess. Scaling initial data loads with constrained platform choices (straight legacy MSSQL datasets) I can hit like 10 seconds.. talking like internal enterprise apps. If your employer doesn't understand quality and demands unreasonable timeframes. That, I'm saying, with deep nested structures where you can't just simply, buffer on scroll, or something. Splitting associations for the sake of concurrent calls, then putting them back together clientside, is an option (more so with http2). Takes time though to do it well though.

Nah. What I mean are the vendors pimping their Salesforce intrinsic apps to the already ignorant enterprise business.
Take for instance CRMFusion's job builder. This little gem tried to make up for its companion, demand tools (which lacks a scheduler to run batches, which, in itself is already retarded). It FUCKING generates a .bat script (I am not shitting you), to spawn an instance of development tools and instructs the user to have previously checked the "remember me" so it can "auto-login". OMFG!! Really? This not to mention demand tools own liberal use of the API calls (read better watch your enterprise API cap).
Proprietary stacks like Salesforce will soon enough be a relic of the past. Salesforce, though, I think takes the cake. It propagates it's variant, proprietary API while leading a symbiotic leach army to service it's base.

Fuck all that. Write your own framework, start a podcast, hit the conference circuit: profit!

I think the more important question is: It's cool for devs to say they're triggered?

Godel, Escher, Bach: an eternal golden braid -by: Douglas Hofstadter (to append to the list)

This was a cross-post from devTroll

So you S.Q.L people really refer to NoSQL as No-S.Q.L. ..... really?

Now that prop 64 passed, we should really open debate: sativa or indica + code.

You are missing a raspberry pi super cluster...