@mrbig00 Yeah comparisons are stupid. But it's fun to watch both religious sides slug at each other. Lovely.

@Triskelion Yeah. I think we have a problem.

Spaces all the way, bitches.

@IamGay6969 Love it, embrace it. 😜

OP delivers. I like it. :3

@mrbig00 I came here to rant and vent out. I know you can write shitty code in any language out there. Just a matter of how easy it is to fuck up in one language than the others.

Childish, yes. But it's a rant, nevertheless. I'm starting to think I came to the wrong place.

I am, not in any way, intending to be sensible about this topic. I'm just frustrated with how ballsy that joke of a language is.

Don't be offended if I talk shit about the language you use. I'm talking about the language itself, not the developers. Nothing is personal. Again, we're in fucking devRants. I'm supposed to rant about frustrating things.

Pfft. Casual.

I play games while I program.
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@Wack Still don't have the luxury to code in PHP7. Where I work, we still use 5 and really can't move away from it for now.

Then again, web prog doesn't really sit well with me.

@C0D4 I just don't like very weakly typed languages. Makes things a total pain to debug.

Most of the time it's not the language that holds your hand. It's the IDE.

Compile time errors are a godsend tbh. I will not be ranting about those.

Neighbors literally knocking at my door wanting to have me fix their goddamn phones because either they forgot the lock code or they don't have enough storage to install Facebook (for the love of god they can't delete their own files)

How about not having a phone at all so you won't have those problems.

@Alice I like living in the stone age. My Intel dual coal processor is serving me well.

@ChappIO I'm a bad developer and can still do great things with Java. PHP brings the worst out of me the amount of mental gymnastics I had to do is unbearable.

But hey, at least you get more $$$ with PHP. Not real money, though. Just variables.

Fuck web programming in general. Fuck PHP in particular.