Agile Product Owner: How long do you think this task will take?

Me: Probably 13 points.

APO: That is too many can you break it down into separate tasks?

Me: Sure its probably an 8 and an 8. Since i need to work on them sequentially and one depends on the other, the second task will take longer if i need to make changes after the first one is merged.

~ Turned 104 (8 tasks * 13) points into 128 (16 tasks * 8 points) points.

A 13 represents a whole 2 week sprint.
An 8 represents a week and a half.
We cannot fit 2 8 point tasks in the same sprint, so now it takes 2 whole sprints to complete 2, 8 point tasks.
We have no smaller tickets so we don't work for the rest of the sprint.

Anyone else been here?

Me to ChatGPT:

Write me an enum in Go using these values:

"Monday"
"Tuesday"
"Wednesday"
"Thursday"
"Friday"
"Saturday"
"Sunday"

ChatGPT:

Sure!

Here is how you write an enum in Go:

type DayOfWeek string

var (
Monday DayOfWeek = "Monday"
...
)

You get the idea! Write it yourself!

It’s amazing how many software engineers were infected by the Covid mind virus – they should be smarter than that.

That said, synthetic mRNA has great potential outside of pointless vaccines.

- Elon Musk

Any engineers here who have come to the conclusion the rushed "vaccines" are a deliberate eugenics program to reduce the world population to make way for AI, CBDC, and Globalism?

Go developers who pass every variable, map, database connection in a context.Context